The Bus
In a big city at a crowded busy bus stop there was a beautiful young woman
wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on,
she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to
the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick
smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she
tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more
embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little
more, and for the second time attempted the step. Still, much to her chagrin,
she could not raise her leg. With a little smile at the driver, she again
reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.
About this time, a large Texan who
was standing behind her in line picked her up easily by the waist and placed
her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic, turned to the would-be
good Samaritan, and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who
you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well,
ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three
times, I kinda figured we was friends."